The boring but important part
Shipping
and returns
Shipping
Everything ships out of California's Central Valley. Orders go out within two business days, usually sooner, unless we are out at an event.
- Standard shipping is $6 flat, 3 to 7 business days
- Free once your order hits $75
- Ships to the United States, Canada and Mexico
Tracking gets emailed to you the moment the label is made. If a week goes by and nothing has moved, email us and we will chase it down.
Returns and exchanges
Sizing a tee off a photo is a guess, and sometimes the guess is wrong. That is fine.
- 30 days from delivery to send something back
- Unworn and unwashed, tags on
- Size swaps are free on our end, you cover return postage
- Refunds go back to the original card in 5 to 10 business days
Email chopperosco@gmail.com with your order number and what you need. A real person reads it.
Something showed up wrong
Wrong item, print defect, damage in transit. Send a photo within 14 days and we will replace it or refund it, your call. You will not pay shipping on a mistake that was ours.
Payment and privacy
Payments run through Stripe. Card details go straight to them and never touch this site or get stored by us. We keep your name, email and shipping address so we can send the order and let you know when the next drop lands, and we do not sell that to anybody.