Shipping
and returns

Shipping

Everything ships out of California's Central Valley. Orders go out within two business days, usually sooner, unless we are out at an event.

• Standard shipping is $6 flat, 3 to 7 business days
• Free once your order hits $75
• Ships to the United States, Canada and Mexico

Tracking gets emailed to you the moment the label is made. If a week goes by and nothing has moved, email us and we will chase it down.

Local pickup

In the Fresno or Sanger area? Pick Local Pickup at checkout and skip shipping altogether. It is free.

• We text the number you gave us, usually the same day, to set up a time and place
• Hand-off in person, same as buying off the table at a show
• Nothing to print, nothing to track

Returns and exchanges

Sizing a tee off a photo is a guess, and sometimes the guess is wrong. That is fine.

• 30 days from delivery to send something back
• Unworn and unwashed, tags on
• Size swaps are free on our end, you cover return postage
• Refunds go back to the original card in 5 to 10 business days

Email chopperosco@gmail.com with your order number and what you need. A real person reads it.

Something showed up wrong

Wrong item, print defect, damage in transit. Send a photo within 14 days and we will replace it or refund it, your call. You will not pay shipping on a mistake that was ours.

Payment and privacy

Payments run through Stripe. Card details go straight to them and never touch this site or get stored by us. We use your name, email, phone number and shipping address to fill and deliver your order, and we do not sell that to anybody. We only email you about new drops if you sign up for the list at the bottom of the page. The full details are in our privacy policy and terms of sale.